Apparently, Everything is an Aphrodisiac.

I wrote a deancentric Godstiel fic where Castiel wins.

Not just the civil war in Heaven.

Dean. And the world.

Eight years after last updated I finally updated it again. Mew souls much welcome, old souls, how I hope to see you again

ALL BLESSINGS COUNTED, NO COUNTINGS BLESSED

wordcount of the series so far: 81k+

Featuring:

a Dean Winchester who would rather the fuck not

a God who keeps insisting this is for Dean's own good

genderbent!Dean and mpreg

blessings of increasingly questionable value

the world's worst marriage

psychological gothic horror disguised as care

Excerpt:

There’s one more thing left to say. Three syllables of absolute finality and he won’t be able to take them back.

“I am his.”

And, since he’s just that stupid, he fucks the script and kneels. Not to Cas, but to them. Castiel allows this for exactly two seconds before he gently pulls him back up and maneuvers Dean into his firm grasp. Cas smiles, radiant and wide, eyes burning through him with choking passion.

“Now say it to me,” he demands.

Beneath his gaze, there is something Dean can’t name, but it reminds him of Alastair and the first time he offered him the blade.

With no hesitation, he takes it and condemns himself.

“I am yours, Qafsiel Kaziel, watcher of dying kings, Adonai. I am yours.”

“Good,” Castiel murmurs with pride and reaches under the veil, uncovering Dean’s face. He places his warm palm on his reddened cheek. It still stings. Currently though, his eyes sting a lot more. In retrospect, he should have asked Nadya if the mascara is waterproof. “Now show it.”

Dean leans in and kisses him, chaste and innocent. That’s definitely not how Cas kisses him back. The feel of stubble against his skin and the wendigo mouth ripping his lips asunder almost drowns down the roar of the crowd cheering. Castiel licks and nips, relentless and hungry, until Dean willingly lets him in. Unable to switch his body to autopilot, he becomes overwhelmed by the sensations. He tries to kiss back and make it a believable show, but, compared to Cas’s efforts, that comes out rather pale. He’s never been this hungry, this thirsty. Not even in hell. He can’t replicate the sheer force of it. But he’s been desperate, he’s been needy and he’s been left alone, so he goes with that horsepower.

Content, Cas hums against his mouth.

ohhhhhhh yeah I think I see what you mean. it probably looks like fanart because I'm actually the one who drew it

My thought process for a hypothetical new Ace Attorney went as such:

Ace Attorney will not spoil the twists from their other games, even if it leads to weird/unsatisfying characterization and dropped plot threads.

As much as I wish it weren't true, Ace Attorney will never have a game without a young, female character in the main lineup.

If they make an AA7, even one year of timeskip means all the younger teenage girl characters (Trucy, Pearl, Athena) will be "too old."

That means AA7 will have a new teenage girl character.

However, I have a hunch (wishful thinking) capcom will return to existing popular characters again, since adding a lot of new characters in AA6 and TGAA (which I have still not played) led them to having more niche popularity than the older games

Also, the AA4 version of Phoenix scored way higher than the AA5-6 version of Phoenix in the 2024 popularity poll, and Trucy scored #4

So... if AA7 will probably have new characters, but we want a game with returning characters, then why not make a game that takes place during the 7 years timeskip?

If a game stars Phoenix during that time period when he's not currently a lawyer but canonically still helping solve cases, wouldn't the Ace Attorney Investigations format fit perfectly?

So, in my hypothetical AAI3, it would involve Phoenix and Trucy helping Edgeworth solve cases & creating the MASON system a year before the events of AA4. Instead of Edgeworth's "mind chess," there'd be a mini-game where you'd interrogate people under the guise of poker. You'd meed a young girl in Europe named Athena and help her out of a sticky situation. And of course, the AAI games all feature a flashback case, so in this game you'd play as Mia Fey, with Phoenix as her new apprentice.

I enjoyed designing the costumes for this! I even consulted a friend living in Japan so make sure the fashion wasn't too influenced by my western bias.

I gave Phoenix the blazer/hoodie combo because allegedly a lot of men in Japan do wear that, and there was a similar design in the AA4 concept art. And I gave him crocs because I thought it was funny.

Absolute Catwoman #1 - "The Yarn" (2026)