stressed, obsessed, and depressed

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Last time I saw this

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

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