dionysus, doing everything wrong: like that?

He walks in a room and hear the ambient music suddenly turning ominous, immediately grabs Liu Qingge and turns around while thinking "Nope, nu-uh, not this way! Go back that way— WHERE DID THE DOOR GO?"

Just talking with Luo Binghe and maybe looking at him a little to long when he suddenly hears romantic music and being so confused because where even is Luo Binghe's future wive(s)? Why is there romantic music??

In a mystery mission and trying to find out who the suspect of [x] crime is only to hear subtle liet motifs pertaining to one character throughout the day so he only needs to bullshit evidence, but then he overthinks it and go "wait, if I were in a movie this obvious use of telling lief motif could just be a red herring and they might not be the perpetrator..."

Shen Yuan having a quick reaction time only because he can hear battle music or strange sudden tense silences even before something happens because obviously that means a jumpscare is coming

Talking to Yue Qingyuan and having those sad nostalgic dead wife music suddenly playing LMFAOOO

STOP saying Binghe is gay. Actually he's so masculine he's ascended into a new gender binary. He's a sigma male and every other man is a beta which is basically a woman compared to him. In your eyes Binghe is having sex with a man, but to him it's someone who is so far below him in terms of pure raw manliness that it might as well be a woman. Like if I, a man, was fucked by Luo Binghe’s incredible heavenly pillar, I'd probably manage to get pregnant!

🥒 peerlesscucumber

Lae’zel: My armor is made from pure silver. Foreged in the Astral Plane by the exacting eye of a githyanki smith. Created to best honor and serve Vlaakith

Shadowheart: Strange, to me it looks like it is made from girlfriend material

MBJ questioning SQH after the sealing of TLJ

SQH blabbing the whole sorry story of SXYxTLJ to reassure his king and emphasising that SXY (kind of) died for TLJ.

MBJ expecting his cowardly spy who's clearly just working with him to save his own skin to say no, asking if SQH would die for him.

SQH, reading that as a a threat and thinking of his character's canon death, resignedly saying he always expected to.

MBJ, whose trust issues have left him a loyalty kink a km wide, immeditely going oh, that's husband material. that's not allowed to die for me.