come on eileen is a fucking bop

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.

I really want toy story explored with an adult perspective. By this, I mean that I can’t help but think of the scene from the 2nd movie where the old guy pulls out his kit and so delicately fixes woody. I know the scene ends with the sentiment that he’s restored to prime condition and is ready to be put into a museum to never be loved again, but I want a perspective where it branches from that. Where the act of restoration is the love, and the toy can continued to be loved until it needs repairs again. I want a toy story to explore the perspective of a toy that was hand-crafted by somebody to be loved, and what it means for them to know that they were created to be loved. I want a toy story where the toys continue to be loved into adulthood, that they still are needed and are important to their person, that they realize that they don’t need to fear being outgrown. I want to know what toy story would have been like if Woody did end up going to college with Andy! I want to see toy stories with adults beyond “likes toys for money” and parents of kids who have toys. As someone on twitter put it, I want to know what the concept of toy story is like for anime figurines. I want to know what toy story is like for the one person who selfships with Randy Marsh. I think I would feel seen.

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

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