Do You Want The Truth Or Something Beautiful?

magical girl transformation sequence where my whole body tturns to light and at the end of it my charred skeleton clatters to the ground with a xylophone noise

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

I feel bad for fish

why

damp

shit girl they sure are

i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair