machine built for data entry

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

That bug isn't digging, it's playing a kazoo

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

everything in the natural order is either a miasma or a crystal

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

stitch incoming

@unofficial-autism-post