certified goober

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

eddie jumps off a bridge and buck gets called stupid and reckless for it. objectively hilarious

Buck wakes up in a windowless room strapped to a chair and his kidnappers tell him they're going to really torture him and then they turn on a TV and it's just footage of Eddie being friends with other people.

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟‍♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟‍♀️ 🩺🟩🧟‍♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟‍♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟‍♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉

after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself