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we're not kids anymore.
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$LAYYYTER
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@drsmileysapprentice
In case you’re uninitiated:
These are the current female volleyball uniforms
The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games
When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.
“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”
*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*
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had to draw the text post w blorbo
brucie babie
What people don’t get is when you comment on a post on here you’re not talking to an audience or to generalized presence or the void the way you are when making a post on here, you are talking directly to the person who made the post, to me. you are plopping down onto my lap slinging your arms around my neck looking into my eyes and saying whatever you just said bc it is my post and I am the only one getting an alert about it. You are speaking to me. And I’m going to murder you.
How else will I enjoy your eyes which are oh so beautiful when they shine in malice and unbridled rage, and your lap oh so comfy cozy.
I know pickle jars don't have child locks but since a certain little chronic midnight snack goblin keeps sneaking into the fridge, Kurogiri keeps having to close the jars super tight. It seems the implication of the pickle jar being sentient is enough to keep the resident possum at bay for now, though.
Also, why is it every time I draw pickles they look like floating shit logs? OTL I fucking can't
Smut 🤝 Horror
Deeply penetrative exploration of human vulnerability
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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
If you carve the pumpkin too early, it’s premature ejack'o'lantern
[ID: a photo of a white sticker with a hand-drawn picture of a mouse with a devious expression on its face standing over a piece of cheese. Text on it reads "eat cheese and sin." It is pasted on the side of what looks like a blue dumpster. End ID.]
"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)
#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.
I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.
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Ryan Reynolds milking Hugh Jackman for all he’s worth will never not be funny.
ITS AN EXPRESSION, ITS A FUCKING EXPRESSION
I’m losing my mind at the implications that this show was so gay that two men kissing wasn’t going to add to it’s gayness
you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’
TONIGHT
Tonight!!!
TONIGHT!
TONIGHT!
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Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it’s hysterical.
“I mean, I’m supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that’s really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don’t get sued if you get broken into.”
“So, like, just to clarify, you don’t want the cameras, right? Only I need to make sure because sometimes people say no on the phone, and then when I’m leaving, they ask me why I haven’t installed the cameras yet, and I’m just like, that’s a you problem, I’m going home.”
*leaning around the corner of my office to talk to me* “Hey, do you know where [Mothman] went? Actually, never mind, you’re probably the detail-oriented one. I can tell by the *gestures at my candy-floss-colored goth office* whatever this is.
So like, the new alarm panel is smaller than the old one, and the old one pulled off some of the paint, I can try to hide it, but it won’t be perfect… You don’t care? Sweet. I’m always ready for people to yell at me.”
“Hey, so I need to test the smoke alarm before we put it up, but I don’t want to frighten your little dog. I’ll try to muffle it, but you might want to hold her.” *clutching the alarm to his abdomen like Steve Rogers falling on a grenade* “I’m sorry little dog, I’m so sorry.”
