Still Pretty Eh

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

Oh no, an office yuri story is brewing in my head, and the characters are smashing pans together to get my attention for details 😫

The pans are getting louder

*chanting* I will not open DAZ3D and design characters for this idea, I’m already working on a project. I will not open DAZ3D and design characters for this idea, I’m already working on a project. I will not open DAZ3D and design characters for this idea, I’m already working on a project.

Superhero and Villain that are each other’s nemesis but they don’t realize that every encounter they’ve had is the result of the machinations of a yuri freak that’s hoping one of their fights will end with a makeout session

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

A true yuri warrior doesn’t let little things like “They’ve never been in the same room together!” “They’re not aware of each other’s existence!” or even “They’re not even from the same piece of media!” get in the way of their objective.

The yuri beam, the yaoi cannon, the poly artillery

official linguistics post