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BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER / faceless 1999 • dir. Jamie Babbit

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Fantastic video essay!
Hey Handlers. Cave Johnson here. We’re trying to make miniaturised portals work on basically any surface and so to test them we just gave a portal gun to one of the hounds. She apparently stole an engineer’s boots and used the portal to rut against her own foot. Huh, well that’s what we here at Aperture Defence Industries call science!
Pilot that desires to be conditioned
Pilot that looks upon the hounds it fights with in envy
Pilot tried to ask the hounds for advice only to be met with snarls
Pilot getting drunk one night and jokingly asking an officer for some commands
Officer ordering them to bark
Pilot barking immediately with a dumb big smile on their face
Officer getting an evil glint in her eye
. . .
Pilot waking up inside a cage, with a pounding headache, confused on where they it is
Officer walking in, greeting her new pet
Pilot Hound starting its first day of its dream life
How some Handlers seem to view their hounds for some reason..
Vs how they actually are
Sir that isnt your cute puppy.
That is the traumatized barely sentient equivalent of a drugged out M1 Abrams..

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Almost done!
Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.
A true role model for today.
yes i will be using the 4chan > thingy cuz its confy liv me alon
>felt horny >opened a mechsplo smut fic >they started talking about engines >hmmm,,,, engines...... >started daydreaming, wondered how you make an engine >started watching videos of people making engines in their homes >engines started buzzing >got horny again >back to mechsplo with some newly acquired knowledge
i love life and learning and engines and people doing whatever the fuck and uploading it to share their joy
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
She's coming along nicely.

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One of my friends streamed himself playing Warhammer Darktide recently. Watching him, I picked up on something; he wasn't really thinking very much when playing, just going at it; he tried to knife a Crusher and got, well, crushed, and he even triggered a Daemonhost. He was dying and having to be rescued pretty regularly, honestly, though it was kind of fun to see him play.
At one point, I started making suggestions about how he could play better, and doing call-outs for him. And, you know what? He listened.
I had an intrusive thought after that, one that sent a shiver down my spine: He might make a good Hound.
Doesn't help that he always plays as girl characters in games, either. Or that he seems to find me attractive.
Start regularly calling them “good varlet” while sprinkling in “good hound” on occasion.
This will serve as an excellent testing bed for the depressed gamer -> loyal hound pipeline.
we realized pretty quickly that there was no reversing it. sure, you can bully her into talking, socializing, and generally behaving like a human being, but she still does that with a dead-eyed stare. she’s clearly miserable too: a week ago someone asked her what she wants for dinner and she looked like she was going to cry. (she didn’t. I think she was conditioned to hide her emotions, which is one of the more fucked up things they did to her, if you ask me).
a couple weeks in I decided that enough is enough. if this was allowed to continue, some idiot might decide to put her out of her misery. I beat up the first fucker who suggested that, but ever since I was constantly afraid I wouldn’t catch the next dumbass who gets the bright idea. don’t they all see she’s still alive, even if she changed forever?
so I went and bought her a dog collar and a bowl. at first she didn’t understand what was going on, but when I forced her on a leash and told her to shut up and listen, her face changed. you had to be there to see it. her eyes lit up, she looked up at me and practically drooled. I told her she’s now my tool to maul the imperial mechs. I told her she’s going to sleep at my feet, eat on the ground and follow my every order. she looked at me like I hung the stars in the sky.
it took them all some time to adjust, of course. I was accused of being just as bad as the Empire a couple times, and some rebels are still clearly uncomfortable with the idea. my reputation ensures they’re at least quiet about that, though, and that’ll have to do.
she’s now sitting near my feet at our campfire, her head resting on my lap while I pet her hair. she was a menace in the last battle, so I attached a little medal to her collar, so everyone knows she’s been a very good hound. she was on the moon when I told her that. some more open-minded comrades are feeding her treats, which she picks up with her mouth. life is good.
I loved her when she was my friend, and so I love her as my dog.
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
If you're wondering what I've been up too these days... it's like 90% painting minis...

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So, this blows. The last month has just been incredibly challenging between a lot of different evets happening at once and now, I'm stuck with a stack of bills I can't pay, orders that have to get shipped, and a mostly empty fridge and kitchen. I need to pull in at least 350 this weekend to get things moving again, and I don't have any shows to sell at soon because summer which means i'm not getting that or next month's rent via work.
So, I'm asking for help again. If you can kick anything in to help it'd be much appreciated.
You can donate here: http://paypal.me/tormentedartifacts
Or: https://kofi.com/tormentedartifacts
Or if you want to grab some of my stuff there's always http://tormentedartifacts.com though that may take a while until your order ships as I kinda have to prioritize food and shelter before shipping orders. But regardless, anything including just reblogging and spreading word helps a bunch.
Glad to see everyone being normal about how weird shit is probably gonna get here...