The Harmacist

no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting

"Eddie, we have to go to Texas. We have to eat the TERF's. We have to Eddie, we're heroes Eddie"

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

the whole club was looking at worms

a coworker bringing up politics should give you a warning on your phone first like severe weather so you can act accordingly

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

Reblogged this before reading the notes, so now I'm editing my reblog to note that this story is 7 years old, the nurse sued and won, the cop got fired, laws and policies got changed to further protect patients and healthcare workers

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl