i think youre worth it

hudson has to get naked and/or kiss a man onscreen every ~6 months or he dies. it’s like how sharks have to keep swimming.

they put him in a threesome. they put him in the cuck chair. they put him under carrie-anne moss.. NEVER KILL YOURSELF..

this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

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Keep going guys, we can get 100

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

Jude: a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear just how many knives I might carry on the average day

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women