incorrect fantasy quotes.

Kaladin: I don't mean to be rude, but I cannot think of anyone less suited to a secret task. Adolin literally talks at the volume you would use to warn ships away from rocks.

Adolin: “who’d you dress up for?” Me btch. Drip or drown.

Will: to me yearn always sounds too delicate. whatever I go through is much more disgusting

Shallan: sorry for being weird and evasive I was raised to believe having needs was a moral failing

Adolin: masculine but in a peacock way

Hoid, sharing suspiciously prophetic stories: and I don’t necessarily believe any of this I’m just saying words recreationally

Vasher: what do you mean just standing there ominously doesn’t count as socialising

Jude: a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear just how many knives I might carry on the average day

Nightblood: hey don’t freak out, i know u can hear my voice in ur head it’s all good just listen to me okay im trying to read someone else’s mind in this room but Colours if ur thoughts aren’t so loud that i genuinely cant hear anything else so im gonna need u to just think about nothing for a bit okay

Shallan: I feel so bad whenever my friends check up on me like babe I am not good but don’t you worry about that

Vasher: Happy No Knowledge November! I simply do not want to know anymore! I’ve thought enough! I do not think, therefore I do not am.

Vivenna’s internal narrative after speaking with Vasher: it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you.