incorrect fantasy quotes.

Adolin: as your best friend -

Adolin, at a jail: hi, we’re here for Kaladin.

Adolin: what’s the one rule here?

Cardan: What's the most polite way to phrase "You messed up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional correspondence?

Dalinar: today I realised I was old

Shallan: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Adolin: why is Shallan toxic?

Renarin: you realise that kidnapping Kaladin may be considered a crime?

Shallan: If you hate me so much, how come you have a picture of me on your wall?

Cardan: I love when Jude nerds out about her passions because now I’m learning something AND watching her whole face light up? elite combo.

Shallan: hi not to be weird but are you one of the people who hate me?

Pattern: fortune favours the weird little creature?