Kaladin: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Shallan?
Adolin: a rumour? Are you telling me there are people who are doubting it?
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Kaladin: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Shallan?
Adolin: a rumour? Are you telling me there are people who are doubting it?

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Paige: do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fkn ground
Connor: you caught my eye fr
Lin: so close ‘em
Adolin: as your best friend -
Kaladin: Syl is my best friend
Adolin, with Dalinar standing behind him: as your best friend -
Adolin, at a jail: hi, we’re here for Kaladin.
Guard: can I get a surname?
Adolin: oh, you must be the new guy.

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Adolin: what’s the one rule here?
Kaladin: no daring each other to do stupid stuff.
Adolin: and why?
Shallan: because we have no regard for our own well being.
Cardan: What's the most polite way to phrase "You messed up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional correspondence?
Jude: “Hello, I hope this letter finds you before I do.”
Dalinar: today I realised I was old
Navani: what do you mean?
Dalinar: I fell over while training with Adolin
Dalinar: when he ran over to help I saw genuine fear in his eyes
Shallan, about to tell the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid -
Wit: do it scared. Do it stupid. Most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time.

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Shallan: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Kaladin: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
Adolin: some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board
Adolin: why is Shallan toxic?
Kaladin: well she attempted murder and jumped someone in the club
Adolin: okay and how is that toxic?
Renarin: you realise that kidnapping Kaladin may be considered a crime?
Adolin: show me the source
Renarin: [big scroll entitled ‘why kidnapping free men is wrong’]
Adolin: I’m not reading all that
Kaladin: taking a mental health break to focus on my superhero career

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Shallan: If you hate me so much, how come you have a picture of me on your wall?
Kaladin, lying: Dart board.
Cardan: I love when Jude nerds out about her passions because now I’m learning something AND watching her whole face light up? elite combo.
Oak: Jude’s passions are killing and politics…
Cardan: elite. combo.