god save my little broken body

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

This rules

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

i bet on crazy frogs

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope