The Verdant Warlock

Then test it out to find the awnser

@fishyarpeggi we are still waiting

@fishyarpeggi stop stalling

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

And my daggers

And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my kitchen knife

and my hands

And my aro beam

And my Horrors

And at least one weapon

And my cross

and my rifle.

And my SCPs

and my scythe

and my cane

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

And my 12 gauge

and my gasoline fires

And my bite

And my paper cuts

And my soup

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my SHOTGUN!

And the void

AND MY IMAGINATION

And my crocs

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

and my butterknife

and my accounting homework

and my prop scythe

and my 𓆏

and my really cool keychain

And my armies

and my homunculus

and my forehead

And my 400 hydrogen bombs

"average person eats 1 credit card worth of microplastics a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person eats 0 credit cards per year. Moneys Georg, who lives in a bank and eats over 10,000 credit cards each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Funny thing is I also have drivers ed tmrw

i bet y'all 35 bucks that this guy passes out on the road and dies

Deal

"average person eats 1 credit card worth of microplastics a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person eats 0 credit cards per year. Moneys Georg, who lives in a bank and eats over 10,000 credit cards each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Funny thing is I also have drivers ed tmrw

Then test it out to find the awnser

@fishyarpeggi we are still waiting

Any time someone asks me “What’s that?” I just respond with Pluey

I forget to do mine in time :(