NOT here to build a travel guide

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

My emotional outburst at the glory hole behind the Michaels is not representative of who I am as a person.

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.