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she slayed so hard nobody has slorn like her since

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

That's not him

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"