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she slayed so hard nobody has slorn like her since

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them