[skyrim bandit voice]: never should have come here

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

god I wish that was me

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

Guys im not hideo kojima I’m a mentally I’ll girl from Brazil sorry I lied to you 💔

i decoded this message and it seems to be referring to death stranding 2's multiplayer components. exciting!