We are not figuratively but literally stardust

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

everyone saying "this seems like a nice day out" is probably correct however failing to account for the fact i am a terminally online gamer bro and 2 hours of walking uphill has left my knees in shambles. i have made mistakes i will absolutely repeat next time i try to do errands.

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

i must have missed SOMETHING, we can not be horny for the Scrub Daddy line of sponges and scrubbers without easing into that conversation first

bad! no!

oh this must be what the pineapple gif feels like to normies. i get it now and im still not sorry.

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.