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hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

“an escape room as a teammate/coworker bonding experience” that sounds like saw. You are describing saw to me.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

everybody wants to fuck computer hardware but not the software?? like you're not even a little aroused by 7zip?

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

new pronouns: its/isnt

hey twin are you okay? your leitmotif is being played by a string instrument