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99% of improv is the worst thing you’ve ever seen and physically painful to get through but once in a blue moon you see two people who are both good and also trust each other in such a profound way it would be less intimate to watch them have sex. Don’t know if that’s a good thing though just saying that’s what it is

the grief is an erogenous zone

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

cliff bar usually

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

in the dark cyberpunk future of 2126, borg'd-out technofreaks get subdermal implants that kirkify their faces to all nearby camera feeds for complete anonymity while conducting their freak'd-out technocrimes. and so the kirk's visage as it's come to be known is a notorious symbol of the criminal underworld