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i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

everything is a reference when you're crazy

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

i heared were gonna have an age of heroes & monsters soon

they caught him and he was tortured by puppets, the twisted puppetmaster manipulated him with dark psychology to render him more vulnerable to puppet-based attack vectors, they tormented him with cruel puppets in a novel way, such that he could not use prior experience or research to formulate defensive stratagem against their wicked puppet assault, he was entirely defenseless against the sadistic puppets and their gleeful cruelty, so to say he was helpless and basically doomed to fall victim to the cruelest of puppets and their wicked master