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Man this was a fucking rollercoaster.

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ânow you gotta say yeehaw.â
It happens this year folksâŠ

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non-spongebob stephen hillenburg stuff is kinda sparse to come by but i really do like seeing it, itâs all very interesting and iâd like to see more of it
for example these two paintings he made that adam paloian posted on twitter are cool
Soda is bubbly soup.
Soup is boring soda.
Make your own goddamn controversial post
you fuckin heard me.
O hmy god
Iâm disturbed
This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.
he overcharged :(
i wanna hear josh brolin talk about his sunburnt asshole in thanosâ voice
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i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said âcan i ask you a questionâŠâŠ.what the hell is in your mouthâ
it was in awe lmao
then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like âwooooowâ and my ass was sitting there like
oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and
story time
okay so to preface this, my hometown where iâm originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once youâre there for awhile you get the feeling thatâs somethingâs notâŠquite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there â so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it âthe cutsâ and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back iâm regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.
to put it in perspective we generally never had ânormal crimeâ like robbery or anything like that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, âa kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner,â âa random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice neighborhood,â âsomeone was gored to death by a bull while out car shopping,â etc. (these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit. this is how i grew up, in this bizarre environment.
i need to preface it this way so that you get that itâs weird. itâs a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, thatâs how weird it is.
i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from.
all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. i also used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well. i had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all. i saw a ton of other people (mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too so i never thought about it.
so i kept my retainer in â itâs never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, why not?
however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say âuh can i ask you a questionâŠ.what the hell is thatâ
LITERALLY the words that he said
which in hindsight makes almost too much sense. of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kidsâ mouths, and of course it happened so much that everyone just thought it was normal. that sounds exactly, to a T, like my hometown.
my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that heâs literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. itâs not that itâs an outdated type, itâs just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in wonder when i left the office.
so just know somewhere out there, in a weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, thereâs probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, âyeah, thatâs cool. that makes sense. let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here.â
This sounds like an X-files episode
Okay, so I looked into it and I think that the town is Tracy, California.
I looked up the bull-murder thing OP mentioned and Tracy seemed to be only town that came up with a matching case. Though the man didnât actually die from his injuries everything else matches up one for one. So just to make sure that it was the right town I looked to see if there was any murder-torture of young people in Tracy, and unfortunately there was. It was a 17 year old boy who escaped and survived the torture. And just to solidify that it was in fact Tracy I looked up shootings in residential areas and there was one of a 20 year old man who was shot and killed in a nice neighborhood.
Okay, but I decided to look into Tracy more to find out more information about it and the town is super suspicious. Thereâs been a lot of murders and shooting in the town. Back in 2009 an 8 year old girl, Sandra Cantu, was kidnapped and murdered by a Sunday school teacher who said she had no idea why she killed Sandra. Another case happened in 2018 when four underage boys were shot and one was killed by four teenage boys. Thereâs a lot of news stories on shootings, homicides, and drug busts in that town. Itâs a really cute town from the outside, if you just look up Tracy, California thereâs a lot of really cute businesses and nice articles on sweet things that happen in the town, but if you actually look into it the town is really sketchy.
So yeah, this sketchy town with a military base, multiple homicides and shootings is maybe Tracy, California.
âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..yeah, you guys caught me
i grew up in tracy
also i have to add another personâs tags to this since itâs honesty hour because theyâre hilarious and true
Honestly I wasnât even surprised when I found out it was in California. Even less surprised when googled it and found out it was near the Bay Area. That sounds about right.
Apparently the motto is âThink Inside the Triangleâ and Iâm not sure how to feel about that.
Im rebolgging just to add that itâs illegal to see the news from the city in UE. Like, LITERALLY:
itâsâŠ.what now
Please get out of this place
How did this post get weirder
Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help
Dog breeds are all justâŠ. fan content that humans made of Godâs âThe Wolfâ
Chihuahuas are justâŠ. Wolf Chibis
Border Collies are Farm AU
Huskies respect canon a lot but likeâŠÂ goofier
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Anime style
Curvy
Very Long Leggy
Alien Face
Very Skinny
Very Tol
Wild Hair
Tail Sometimes
God:Â âIs that supposed to be a wolf?â
Human, holding a dachshund:Â âItâs just my style.â
In 2037 God sues us for copyright
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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
Rootinâ, tootinâ, toil nâ shootinâ
Fire burn and cowboy bootinâ
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, nâ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tanninâ of our hides,
Somethinâ wicked this way rides
Not that anyone asked for this but
everyone asked for it they just didnât know they did