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“60% of the time it works every time” is in my rotation as well

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

“I asked ChatGPT” well I went to Delphi and asked the woman who smells vapors from a crack in the ground

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

So many beautiful unique interesting people in this world and you have to figure out how to interact with them like you’re a human being and not a little naked gray alien sent to live amongst humans as an experiment

potatoes evolved eyespots to deter wouldbe potato predators. imagine that

i can imagine many things

nobody lures you into the fog anymore