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There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

I swear to fucking god this post appears on my dash like once a month and i spend the rest of that day regretting every decision I have ever made in my life

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

Bloodborne, From Software (2015)

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

Fact.

the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life

I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck”

Have a good day at work little buddy

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

if this ever happens press shift+delete when it tries to autofill the wrong url

#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing

Bubble soccer