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we're not kids anymore.
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Everyone must wish Sandy a happy first birthday immediately :3
It is now Sandy's SECOND birthday, say happy birthday immediately :3
For Sandy's third birthday I wasn't active on tumblr at the time, regardless look at my boy!!!
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Youre just crushbait to make me love you
are u guys hearing this
(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that sheβs making some incredible noises as she does so.)
Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes
quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer
he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks thereβs some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?
he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I donβt put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.
he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.
No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure itβs off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.
is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if itβs not also adorable.
I donβt actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.
Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him
The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.
the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.
the hardest part about getting a new tattoo is you can't reuse old nudes without it being obvious
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βmy father is a boy and my mother is a girl so iβm mixedβ is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6β5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
Keeping my grindr profile active in the hopes of getting messages from someone who isn't a cishet guy with no pics is a challenging game, but somehow I've decided this is a good idea
kiss and fuck your friends for any reason:
-because you are friends
-to practice
-because you are secretly in love with each other
-for the bit
it doesn't matter why, kiss and fuck your friends right now
how to commit to the bit properly
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this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about
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happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
Melon collies
I can no longer feel the infinite sadness
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the anniversary of library paste manβs death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIPππππ―
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