twoo&httyd!!

I really love hiccstrid but i really appreciate that in the books there isn’t any love interest for hiccup.

#that's a good question actually#i figure hiccup defaulted as chief since he's also king but i could be wrong#httyd books tags by @wickedcriminal

ok but like!! what if snotlout could have been chief if he had accepted Hiccup as his leader and been loyal to him—like if he’d given up his percieved right to be heir and fought on Hiccup’s side only for Hiccup to grow up and become king, leaving the chief’s position open for Snotlout again—Snotlout was also his own undoing etc etc

I could take the how to train your dragon books like 30% more seriously if the characters had normal names but no the writer of the books that fundamentally shaped my values and defined my childhood named her characters stuff like Fishlegs. Squidface the Terrible. Snotface Snotlout. Chucklehead. Literally Hiccup

i love hiccup horrendous haddock iii im putting him in a little jar and shaking him around

Has anyone read the How to Train Your Dragon series? I've always been curious, because I love the movies. It gets pretty dark in the second movie, so I'm curious if the books do that too (kind of like Harry Potter) or if they're not as good of a read for an adult.

On Berk HR stands for Hooligan Resources is this anything

#he’s punching up always#he might be obnoxious but you gotta respect it#twoo @seaglassdinosaur You. You get it.

obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

Again, I'd love to see a Wizards of Once movie. I'd love to see an opening narration that introduces the Darkwood and how wild and dangerous it is ("more dangerous than the Warriors?" "Oh, please, this place eats warriors for breakfast.") and how even the prettiest looking flower could be hiding a nasty secret. As the narrator says that last remark, the screen focuses on a very pretty but suspiciously jaw-shaped flower (with an X the color of witchblood displayed prominently on the petals because I like my foreshadowing to be extremely on the nose), and a bumbling, fuzzy little... flying creature buzzing on top of it to admire it. Xar swings in from offscreen and catches the baby sprite just as the petal-jaws start closing around it. Xar is revealed to be the narrator when he says "...But you don't have to be afraid of any of that! Because I'm the leader, and I, Xar son of Encanzo, can protect you from anything!"

oh and during the "this place eats warriors for breakfast" line the camera cuts to a young girl in an eyepatch, followed with visible recuctance by a boy covered in iron armor and if I recall correctly also a horse.