touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery
that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net
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touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery
that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net
swish

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White βbut Californian. And an old man.β in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
βWhen he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.β
βAww. They were checking on him!β I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought βMaybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands theyβre gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, theyβd be like βWell, thatβs very sad but he IS food now.β So what youβd need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh thatβs what the dwarves were doing! Youβve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.β
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Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hegemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremulon
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al

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kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please
ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if youβre queer enough to be there because theyβre too busy thinking βitβs so hot outβ and βwhy is this lemonade 12 dollars?β
And now his reign of terror begins.

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Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)
1. Queens (needs no explanation)
2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both womenβs names. Passes the Bechdel test)
3. Staten Island (no man is an island)
4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)
5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)
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