shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
β30-50 wild hogsβ for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
βwhat were YOU doing at the devils sacramentβ for how do you know that without being a part of it.
βanyone in this thread smoke weedβ for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
βdogs are boys and cats are girlsβ for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
βcolor theory in a childrens hospitalβ for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
βyou are a tar pitβ for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
βis the __ in the room with us right now?β for I Donβt Think Thatβs Real.
βbean soup? im allergic to beans!β for ik this doesnβt work for you, but thatβs not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
βpeople irl: hey man hows it goingβ for this will Never Matter irl
But dogs ARE boy and cats ARE girls! Lol. π























