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*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

oozey mess
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Andulka
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin

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*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
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V A D E R
By Brandon Ward
Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.
If the AI is going to insist on imitating humans, this man has decided to respond in kind.

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in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2
there are a lot of funny tags and replies on this post but this one really got me
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onionsÂ
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
raidcore
Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.
I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?
I wanna say that was Tenet?
It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​
holy fuck
*punching propane tank in a video game*
“no way! I fill these for a living.”
Depending on the movie and the person, watching a movie with someone with a specific knowledge set featured in the movie is either a delight or a terror.

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how do you reheat your pizza
[The Improvisor] in the microwave
[The Naturalist] in a cast-iron pan
[The Classicist] baked in the oven
[The Gourmand] under the broiler
[The Engineer] in a toaster oven
[The Neophyte] in an air fryer
[The Scientist] some combo of the above
[The Explorer] i don't
[The Interloper] something else that I will put in tags
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
Thank god they decided to make more
Wow
Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
The tags fucking one shotted me
Damn she really musta been working 9 to 5 to make those women
What a way to make a living.

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Daisuke Samejima, “Flatball 2019 No.03“
acrylic paint, acrylic resin
Item: Orb of Suburbia
This is 100% what a wormhole would look like as you walked around it. People usually visualize it as a kind of flat circle, like the game Portal, because that how we as 3-dimentional beings experience a doorway, but it would instead be 4-dimensional, and the way we experience that as 3D beings is a sphere like this where the surface looks like the outward view of the other location from the sphere.
I have never once seen anyone happy about tumblr live. So:
I am excited about tumblr live and use it
I am excited about tumblr live but don’t use it
I am neutral about it and use it
I am neutral about it and don’t use it
I hate it and use it out of morbid curiosity
I hate it and never use it
Reblog for a wider sample size because I *cannot* believe anyone is using this