this is me, im 12 and I live in the ceiling at Sears and the government wants me dead

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

There was never a time in my life where i wasnt having a midlife crisis

like if you would jump in, ignore to hurt their feelings

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

- HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BLUE SPIRIT ????

- when he did one good thing and immediately fell ill like some pneumonic victorian child