Life Is A Meme And Love Is A Shitpost

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I have never seen this can before. Kicking it.

yes everyone talks about “remember when i made you cum hands free?” but can we talk about shane’s drunken little blissed out “go fuck yourself rozanov” in response like YEAAAHHH your head is still spinning from that huh

Shane texting Ilya “send a video of you cuming with sound on” and Ilya texting back “oh hi good morning to you too, I miss you as well my sweet husband?” And Shane texting back “are you going to send it?”

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

i do like the contrast between ilya reprimanding sasha for trying it on with him in a less than ideal location and him lunging tongue first at shane on the vegas rooftop.

my body is a machine that makes headaches

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog