genuinely how are you supposed to know when a conversation is over. Must everything be some sort of puzzle

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

if you ever find yourself writing fanfiction and thinking "this is too indulgent" that is the devil talking and he can go ahead and shut the fuck up

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

I love it when fan fiction writers are like: “ah shit, this was meant to be one part but I started writing it and now it has to be three”. Like the fanfic is happening to them and not being created by them.

Unfortunately all writing is like this

shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.

the silmarillion is wild because you read it and you're like huh okay, and then you read lotr and it turns out everyone's just going around doing their own thing while the surviving elves are living through the final chapters of a post-apocalyptic horror story

i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship