hello

It is so wild that we have reached a global point where you can be gay on tv but still not fat if you’re a romantic interest

please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

yearning not for the material conditions of the past but its freedom from all these fucking cameras

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

watching youtube in the 18th century: goddddddd could you skip through the 20 minutes of thanks for your ~most gracious patron her grace the duchess of D--shire, a new maecenas & the loveliest of ladies~ and get to your handel tier listing

obviously the whole "protect little girls sports from trans people" thing is dumb but especially coming from the world of hockey where your average pwhl player played hockey with the opposite sex until they were well into their tweens/teens. abby roque was playing full contact boys hockey until she graduated highschool😭

full contact AND varsity AND was team captain, too.

if i was a vampire i'd make a living (lol) settling petty property disputes. there's drama between maureen (52) and her brother lester (58) that erupted when their dear mother passed away and left a will that seems kind of dodgy. now lester has always been kind of a loser and maureen a dedicated daughter, but this weird new will maureen's never seen before is saying that lester gets the house? maureen smells a rat so she calls in the bat (this is my tagline by the way) (it's very clever) and i show up to settle things. maureen tells me i may enter her property, lester tells me i can't, and i walk right through that front door. pack your bags boy.

do you guys want to see the absolutely insane way I found out it was time to re-snooze suggested posts in my instagram feed

chuckling fondly you missed that social cue. classic you. lets grab dinner