Valar Morghulis

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

Shoutout to the kid trying to fool me with a fake ID that looked legitimate as hell except the expiry date was 6969/69/69

friday is when all the teens try to sneak in the bar. had another baby faced kiddo whose ID said he was born in 1897

STOP👏SHAMING👏TIME👏TRAVELERS

bold of you to assume i won’t tell you i love you again just because i did ten seconds ago

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

A poem about loneliness

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

sophie turner and joe jonas getting married in vegas by an elvis impersonator is 100% in character for both of them i expected no less

Sometimes I’m just in the mood to casually watch an f/f romcom or something and then I remember they don’t fucking exist