Don't step on the ducks.

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

Soulslike boss where when you get them below 20% hit points it triggers a taunt where they refer to themselves in the third person, and the name they say is completely different from the label on the on-screen health bar. The game immediately pauses, buffers, then displays a popup informing you that someone else's health bar has been shown in error and apologising for the inconvenience. The depleted health bar is then replaced with the correct (full) health bar, and the fight resumes.

Reaching that guy without dealing damage to the boss and angering him is part of an unmarked questline.

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

the original? on my dash?

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

there should be warnings for when new media is about to take over your dashboard. Whiteguy Enemies To Lovers Sports Yaoi released this week, prepare for gif invasion. hockey mutuals are particularly susceptible, blacklist if needed. New Video Game! there will be fanart of a strange bat creature. do not fear him. Phannie Renaissance expected to continue strong in the coming week. and so on