Remix 9 (Perfect)

Girl who's been trying for seven years now to groom you into having an Australian accent (bad. sort of a corruption kink thing) but has only succeeded in making you sound like a kiwi (worse)

one thing about being a rhythm heaven girl is that you're much more likely to be around monkey

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

...is "erogenous zone" not literally meant to refer to just the ticklish parts? what else could it possibly mean

we all know that one girl who will forfeit her personhood for thigh pics

we all know that one doll who repeatedly affirms its non-personhood for continued access to thigh pics

oh i feel so low… if there was only a tutorial for a bunny like me to learn how to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

You have to fantasise about my claws and fangs and you have to tell me about it, okay?

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

I need perverted freak lesbian friends who will stare at and hopefully touch my tits