I dislike thinking of original names.

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

a hometown is a type of dead wife

@yay-bunnies-world

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

@dchuntress @habitrabit

I'd like to think every orator spun the story to make the local area more important. And then scholars centuries later did what they always do, and just collected every version they could find into one very boring list where nobody got the spotlight.

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw