Sparks

Yes, I love the "Liho hates everyone but Natasha" headcanon and I love when Maria is a cat person in fics and then she meets a cat (Liho) that doesn't like her and she's completely thrown off.

BUT. I raise you Ex-Marine Maria Hill who worked with dogs in the service and always loved them, deemed herself "not a cat person" and was wary when Natasha invited her over to her apartment for the first time with the warning: "Beware, there's a cat that lives here with me who hates everyone." So, because she's head over fucking heels for Natasha, she goes to the apartment anyway and is pleasantly surprised when she's greeted by a seemingly kind and clingy cat.

Liho is purring and doing that cat-thing where she circles and goes through Maria's legs/ankles.

Maria: "This is the cat who hates everyone?"

Natasha, jaw practically on the floor as she's steeled to the floor, : "Yes?! What the fuck?"

Liho starts purring and sits patiently, waiting for Maria to scratch her inbetween her ears, the same place she quite literally bit Clint so hard he had to get stitches when he tried to pet her.

During the whole movie-date night Liho is practically attached to Maria and when Maria eventually leaves, Liho walks her out, watches the door shut, pivots and stares directly into Natasha's soul, and gives a simple 'meow' of approval before scurrying up into her perch on the windowsill, content in solitude.

I’m here to make the argument that Clint Barton isn’t dumb blonde who can’t tell you 2+2 or some cool intelligent agent. He’s what I would consider ditsy.

He plays up the dumb blonde act to make sure people underestimate him,even people he’s close with. But most of it is an act. He most likely knows a good amount of physics and math so he can figure out trajectory. He’s a high ranking spy in Shield and a former assassin. He knows how to put on a act,and the circus background helps with playing the role of a goof ball.HOWEVER,not all of it is an act. He’s walked into several walls on accident. Once spelt his own name wrong, and left his hearing aids in the fridge.

he’s not totally smart but he’s not stupid thus why I consider him ditsy.

I feel like people only choose either dumb blonde or super cool spy when writing him. And it makes me kinda sad cause he’s a very complicated and diverse character.

Once again the Hawkeye and Widow duo

Kate Bishop & Yelena Belova.

And I’m a fan of your stories…

would it be alright to bribe you with a fanart that i made,

so I can read the next chapter? 

Scott: Someone peed my pants