We cannot eat Hobbit foods! We must STARVE!

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

i need this completed or ill die who is kitty?? WHO IS LYDIA

@scyllas-revenge this has your name written all over it. twice.

Ahh my two favorite things smushed together!!

I gotta throw in a tag for @bethanydelleman because I hope you can hear this as clearly as I can!

someone add a few thought bubbles coming from sams head so both he and faramir are thinking about the pride flag