Doodle-Drop

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

pitch for my new tarot card “Do Not Panic”

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

They searched his belongings twice on body cameras, drove away, turned off their body cams for a bit and arrived several minutes later than the other cars leaving the scene at the same time, turned the cameras back on and searched the backpack a THIRD time and suddenly there was a gun and a manifesto they just didn't notice in two previous searches. Their case is insane.

many people ask 'how do i know my art is good enough to start a comic'. this is a very common mistake. you do not make a comic to make good art you make comics because its fun and looked yummy

me when i improve the skill by (checks notes) not doing it so no one sees me doing it badly

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh