Sad Egg

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

The whole "fell first vs fell harder" thing with Jinmao is that it's more like "fell first vs fell faster" in the sense that Maomao continued to hover above the ever-deepening hole like a cartoon character only plummeting the moment she looks down and realizes she's already too far gone

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

Guess what day it is again folks

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

Happy Last Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

happy holiday to those who celebrate

i bonded with a serbian exchange student once over balkan pop and she looked at me like i was the most insane american i ever for knowing about mc stojan

Its not our lives that define us, its the choices we make, so never stop trying, you never know when you can hit your dream, music is the Lifeblood of this World... Music is at the Heart of This World

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

*opens the jar*

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

I don’t open the jar.

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

I love this thank you

is that a portable cd player in your pants or is your pesis just singing a beautiful song to me