Girl Boss

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

Can I have everything I want in life by tomorrow

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

I do in fact have that summertime sadness

we need swimmable cities