BORZOI

Can anyone tell Jeep how to re-squeak his pig? He seems to have silenced yet another toy and is distraught.

Three years ago a very smol Bean was born ...

The Bean sprouted and became a glorious Silken Windhound known as Mr the Mung Bean who could run wicked fast!

One day he met a beautiful Princess, and they fell in love. They spent a glorious week together, before she had to return to her Shining Castle in the North. The Bean missed his lovely Lady.

Time passed, and his Lady sent him a message. "Look at my tummy! I am getting thick!"

"I am still slender and handsome, and I will continue to love you no matter your tummy size", he replied.

"No, my Love, you do not understand. I am thick with the babies we made! We will have puppies!"

She sent the proof.

"What!? When!? How!? Must prepare ... to the Library!!!

At first it all seemed rather intimidating ...

But as it turns out, being a Long Distance Dad means that the Mom has to do all the hard stuff. The Dad just needs to support HER. "I can do that!"

So the Bean sent all the love and support he could to his Lady Love.

Some more time passed, and then the Bean heard the song of his Lady Love emanating from the picture box in the sitting room.

And he watched, and saw his Lady, and ... a miracle!

No, five miracles! Five wondrous miracles that emerged from his beautiful Lady Love!!!!!

The Bean's People had to help him recover. He was Overcome.

The Proud Papa. (Who would like to point out that he is NOT actually smoking a cigar like they do in all the old movies, he is doing a pretend with a chewie.)