Stop Blaming Disney

the eye was removed ... in 2019

I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes

"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.

literally screaming this is so fucking funny

i want a gf so i can send her memes about loving my gf

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

Never loved a human being more.

"Oh No I look incredible" 😂

Small children choosing to interact with you is the biggest compliment, like a random baby waving at you on the bus, a child asking you a question at a restaurant. That shit is immaculate.

One time at a museum, a four-year-old just handed me two dinosaurs, presumably for safekeeping, and wandered away. I was honored, but also... well shit I guess these dinosaurs are under my protection now??? What does one even do about that?

morally, I think no one should feel pressured to use make-up to be attractive. but personally, I really think more guys should wear eyeliner

There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support

how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars” 

Why is the trainer dressed like a newsie?