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Rest in peace Sam šļø 1947-2026
The recent hot VS cold polls have made me realise that a lot of people have no idea how to cool down.
As someone from a hot country that's regularly on fire, here's some tips:
WATER IS YOUR FRIEND! WATER! IS! YOUR! FRIEND! You can transfer SO much heat into this bad boy! You cannot cool down without water!
Wrists under the cold tap. Splash your face and the back of your neck. Fan yourself.
In some countries you can buy a little handeld fan with a water sprayer.
Damp tea towel around the neck. Stick an ice pack in there on hotter days.
Half fill a water bottle with water, stick in freezer. If you use a bottle with a straw, make sure it's lying on its side with the straw side up and out of the water. When frozen top up the rest of the way with tap water and off you go.
Desperate to cool off? Wet T-shirt. Sit in front of a fan. This will nuke it, just don't get hypothermia and don't fall asleep like this.
Cold showers are also your friend in summer. Some people get psyched up by these. Personally, I sleep like a baby, so I'm good to have them before bed. Just keep in mind that it takes a bit of time for the cool to circulate, so your body will tell you that you're colder than you actually are. I find that when I have cold showers I need to step out of the spray when I think I'm cold... I'll just wait, and thirty seconds later the temperature has evened out and I actually need to step under again. Rinse and repeat until you maintain coolness even after stepping out for a bit.
If you can't do cold showers, turn the cold shower on anyway and just stick your arms under. When they're cold, lift your arms up above your head. The sensation of cool blood draining into your body is fucking weird and kinda unpleasant but less unpleasant than being hot.
Feet in a tub of water with ice. Blood naturally flows to your extremities when hot, so take advantage of this. If you don't have a tub of ice water, sticking a wet rag on your feet in front of the fan works too, it's the less powerful version of the wet T-shirt.
Drinks lots of water but make sure that water has electrolytes as well. Stay in the shade.
Keep air circulating. Fans don't actually cool rooms down, they just help transfer heat from your body to the moisture on your skin or the air via evaporative cooling.
Block north facing windows early in the morning so the sun doesn't get in. If you're in the northern hemisphere, this is opposite for you. Keep in mind that if your home is brick, the bricks will still heat up and slowly release heat into your home even after the sun goes down so this will only do so much.
If it's hotter inside than outside, close all your windows but two, making sure they're on opposite sides of the house/unit you're in. Point a fan out of one window, making sure that the doors between the rooms with the open windows are all open. This will help create a mini pressure system in your home, pulling cooler air in and pushing the hotter air out via the fan. Bonus points if you can get that fan high up where the hot air rises; even within a single room the top is much hotter than the air by the floor. Adjust the amount of open windows based on how many fans you have, but generally you want more windows with fans open than windows without fans to keep the pressure correct.
Obviously, use your common sense for these. Not everything WILL work for you, just use the stuff that does and adjust what needs to be adjusted. Some of these will be impossible to use in the workplace but others you can still use. Others are best used at home. If humidity impacts your ability to use any of these, get a dehumidifier if that's an option, or use more ice instead of evaporation.
Also keep in mind that the skinnier you are, the faster these will work. More fat means more insulation, means more heat, so you may need to be more patient with some of these or use them in combination.
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) 4.08 | Pangs
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
ohhhhhh my godddddd
cake is such an underappreciated band. i canāt believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
iām just saying cakeās music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasnāt for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didnāt always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasnāt ready for them
The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023ā2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.
Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.
Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.
Update: wanna save the industry? The official petition has been signed 200k time with government and legal representatives stepping in to sue Playstation for locking their consumers into their in-console store with no outside purchasing I.e specific game downloading via purchasing from retailer like Xbox and switch do
Sign here! https://c.org/KJjRcfMXnm
Original post: LOUDER FOR THE ARSEHOLE COMPANIES IN THE BACK!
REPEAT AFTER ME.....
"If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing..."
and yes, the scalpers have a 2 year head start and have started bulk buying games to sell online.....so guess what we doing....
YAR HAR, FIDDLE DE DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

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Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to āAdolfāsā or āNine Elevenā for lunch and they were being completely sincere
A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.
Fourth circle needed: IT workers
You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.
i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"
"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?
Putting my neck out for you folks here
Okay Iāve gone through many of the reblogs and āprefer when clients donāt talk to themā is peak
I am fucking loving how shit-scared the UK right-wing is of a man with a bin on his head. Now that Count Binface might actually win the Clacton byelection they're desperately trying to smear him with such gems as:
"He's anti-Brexit!" Good.
"He's anti-Trump!" Good.
"He's anti-establishment!" At this point I think you're just trying to make me like him more.
"His manager once called Farage a horrible cunt!" Well Farage *is* a horrible cunt, what's your point?
"He's making a joke of British politics!" Well that's very appropriate given that current British politics *are* a fucking joke.
"He's a left-wing liberal elitist!" I don't know if you can be all of those things at once, but I do know that Count Binface isn't the one getting millions in donations from cryptocurrency billionaires sooooooo...
Vote change. Vote Binface.
Realization: the Dynamite after Redemption is gonna be in Detroit, Iām probably gonna see Willow and Mercedes have a face to face after Willow beats Thekla
This is gonna be so awesome!
Thatās so cool!
Also, you know what else is rumored to happen at that show? MCMG debutingā¦. š
New Day too!
Kenny Omega wins the AEW Menās World Championship
Kyle Fletcher wins the International Championship
Willow returns and earns a shot for the AEW Womenās Word Championship
Jack Perry re-signs with AEW
Never miss an episode of AEW Dynamite!

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thereās very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. ITāS OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read āwomen in their 30sā used as an insult one more time I swear Iāll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because Iām also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT Iāll be annoyed
Iāve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and Iāll die in this hole too
Flava Flav and Paris Hilton the ones out here advocating hardest for the Olympic women's hockey team.
2006 me could have never believed any of those words together.
for the people who did not know about Paris Hilton's elite prospects page