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@dontbearacistbeabassist
if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly
This is legitimately comforting.
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drink water. eat ass. vote.
@flutejesus yeah you have you sax quartet...
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard
I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter
I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.
hol up hol up who on here do u know in real life? like obv don’tberacistbeabassist and that gill kid but who else ??????
hmmmmmmmmm wouldn’t you like to be invited to our weekly secret tea parties
So I’m a kid huhhhhh??? 😂😂😂
u literally are ure like 14
Wait you know me in real life?? Who are you and how do you know me
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so my schools concert band played the piece i wrote and it was
definitely interesting
And it was definitely a lot of fun!!!
so ya boy has jazz in about an hour and he hasn’t had his bari sax since mid June. its gonna be a good day
we didn’t even play soooooo
I was W O R R I E D okay thanks
so ya boy has jazz in about an hour and he hasn't had his bari sax since mid June. its gonna be a good day
Justin just going OFF on the bassoon. (x)
hey listen even I don’t know how the fuck to play the bassoon justin mcelroy is valid
@flutejesus Bjorn is God confirmed
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Reblog if joining band was one of the best decisions you've made
I know it’s one of mine!
~Tooty McFlutey
“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.
This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.
They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)
Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones.
the 1.2m charging cord for both USB C and your standard micro USB is $19.99 where I work. The same length cable, same manufacturer, same insulation material (ie, not duratek) for a lightning cable is $29.99. The converter to let you use an audio jack is $29.99. If you want to use our cheapest earbuds and charge your Android phone, you drop $39.98. For the same functionality - a cord, our cheapest earbuds, and a way to use them - in Apple, you pay $79.97. Granted, our prices are jacked for convenience reasons, but the fact remains, Apple is screwing you
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
I FINALLY FOUND IT
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time
nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes
You would not believe your nights
If they help treat mosquito bites~🎵
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nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes
You would not believe your nights
If they help treat mosquito bites~🎵
“youre boyfriend has been doing THIS wrong for YEARS;););););););)”
first of all my boyfriend has done nothing wrong he is a saint
very true, ya boy in the line for confession as I type this :))) 🙏🙏🙏 on that Jesus grind
