This feels like something that Brad Leone from Bon Appetit would write.
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This feels like something that Brad Leone from Bon Appetit would write.

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I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me
List of wild things in this video:
- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up âwhat to do if a dog has rabiesâ
- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacherâs podium
- Good Mythical Morning poster
- Inexplicable âNO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVEâ sign
- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters âWBOEOADRSâ in giant font on his computer screen
- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School
- The kid that yells âI hate them!â enthusiastically
- A sign that says âNO FREAKINGâ with a picture of two stick figures having sex
- Hand-painted âeducasion is overatedâ poster
- The fact that the class knows to say âstanding byâ when he tells them to stand by
- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog
- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise
- âDO YOUR BUCKING VOCABâ
my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players
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#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice
are you sure. are you sure calvinâs dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isnât the exact outcome he was hoping for
ok but thatâs actually canon
You forgot this one
*looks pointedly at ETD*
Calvinâs dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he canât get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.
@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvinâs dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course thatâs what he is. Of course.
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Guess who the FRICK is back
Hint: its me
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be nosy
1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say⌠2: Did you get to sleep in today? 3: You never know what you got until you lose it? 4: Do you have siblings? 5: How many kids do you want? 6: Who was the last person you held hands with? 7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss? 8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care? 9: Last person to talk on the phone? 10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? 11: Whenâs your birthday? 12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? 13: What kind of phone do you have? 14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? 15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago? 16: What were you doing at 4 am? 17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech? 18: Are you lying to yourself about something? 19: Last night you feltâŚ? 20: Whatâs something you cannot wait for? 21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different? 22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 23: Are you a morning or night person? 24: What did you get your last bruise from? 25: Do you reply to all of your texts? 26: Your phone is ringing. Itâs the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? 27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? 28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with? 29: How many months until your birthday? 30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? 31: Did you like this past summer? 32: What were you doing before you got on the computer? 33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do? 34: What is the last thing you said out loud? 35: Your mood summed into one work? 36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey? 37: What are your initials? 38: Are you a happy person? 39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago? 40: Where do you want to live when your older? 41: Have you had your birthday this year? 42: What did you do yesterday? 43: What will you be doing tomorrow? 44: How late did you stay up last night? 45: Is there anyone you would do anything for? 46: Is it hard to make you laugh? 47: Do you believe exâs can be just friends? 48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again? 49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012? 50: Do you wish your ex was dead? 51: Have you ever dyed your hair? 52: Would ever take back someone that cheated? 53: Was New Yearâs Even enjoyable? 54: Bet youâre missing someone right now? 55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo? 56: Sleep on your back or stomach? 57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ? 58: What would you change about your life right now? 59: Has anything upset you in the past week? 60: Are you on the phone? 61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back? 62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car? 63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high? 64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? 65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework? 66: Are you the type of person who liks to be out or at home? 67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up? 68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? 69: Could you use some sleep right now? 70: Are you going to have a baby by the time youâre 18? 71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you? 72: Whatâs your favorite color? 73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked? 74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand? 75: Do you get annoyed easily? 76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you? 77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to? 78: Does anyone call you babe? 79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand? 81: What color hoodie did you wear last? 82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isnât around anymore?
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my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so
give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding
he needs the world to see his work
do it for my dad. spread the meme

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hey Google how to tell if someone likes me like at all
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Iâm trying to write college application essays but all I do is music related and when I talk about music I sound like such a weeb
âmusic is expression, a language of soundâ shut up loser
"Music is a language without any words" wtffff
behind this door
behind this door, the band room door,
are many, many things.
behind this door are musicians,
who make metal and wood sing.
behind this door are memories,
woven into the walls.
behind this door are tears and sweat,
laughter in the halls.
behind this door are friendships,
stronger than stainless steel.
behind this door is a sea of talent,
gifts that are very real.
behind this door is dedication,
hours and hours of work.
behind this door is a safe haven,
where there is no hurt.
behind this door are high school kids,
who have nowhere else to go.
behind this door are inside jokes,
that no one else will ever know.
behind this door are commands yelled;
focused, sharp, and clean.
behind this door is discipline
that no one else has ever seen.
behind this door are trophies,
earned by blood, sweat and tears.
behind this door music is made,
the sweetest youâll ever hear.
the second this door opens,
you can hear the sound
of people living their best years
with love all around.
behind this door is a home,
for many over the years.
and the last time that you shut this door,
you just canât stop the tears.
Inspired @connorsquarter âs post
I feel like Iâm playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording Iâve found in the bottom of a trash can
damn right he is

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Bards will forever be my favourite class because theyâre just so goddamn stupid.
Thereâs no analysis here. All bards are fucking dumb.Â
I mean, no judgement at all. Honestly. Just, go bards, go! Yes my child, go sing at that giant Eldritch horror from the deep. Maybe youâll hurt its feelings. Maybe youâll get eaten. Who can say?
Keep being you, you fabulous dumbass.Â
All bards have my blessing.Â
Bards historically could make fun of a person so hard theyâd break out in hives so you might want to slow your roll there
You misunderstand, I definitely think most bards could murder me with a couple of words.
I just have many questions about the life choices that led them to go seek out the ancient evils that crawl from the deep with just a billowy shirt and a violin.
Yet, regardless of the answers, I still highly encourage these fucking dumbasses.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout âWhy the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!â to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video itâs some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought âyess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last timeâ, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
The bell
The last question
The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time
Itâs all beautiful
Itâs all
So beautiful
I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.