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"men will literally (x) instead of going to therapy" okay but do you know what can happen when men go to therapy? i do. i've seen hannibal.

would you even care if i turned into. a massive beetle & laid in bed. be honest

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

mutuals what are you thinking? how are you feeling? who are you? what have we done to each other? what will we do?

i’m churnin’ out tumblr posts like beat poetry on amphetamines

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

shiv roy suffered more than jesus

made a realisation that if you have one awkward interaction no one actually cares and you don't have to like. kill yourself. do other people know about this

at a mouse wedding the priest says “squeak now or forever hold your cheese”

i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

caesar was assassinated this morning btw but nobody noticed because they were looking at their phones

i'm very much in favor of the whole "make bad art write shitty poetry draw awful zines etc" thing except when it comes to people trying to win the pulitzer on uquiz