i hope im on your playlist

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

[ID: A Black butch woman, seated, says, “I know I am a woman. I know I am butch. I know that there is nothing wrong with that. And I know that within the confines of the word ‘woman,’ there is plenty of room for me.”]

you know its bad when its terrible

while we’re at it “everywhere should have a bench” everywhere should also have a bubbler ☝️

baby needs smoko <- motto of americans misunderstanding our lingo

wait hold on guys the Creature of All Falsehood is actually making a really good point here

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?