i hope im on your playlist

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that