It's Not Pizza, It's Dignorno

the ween is currently being hallowed

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare

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Girl's night

whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it's like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

okay listen, I want a scene where Azriel casually stretches his wings after a long day of training, rolls his shoulders back, cranes his neck, and Eris, who visits the NC for business, chokes on his wine when he sees it.

Sometimes I'm concerned over how fiction holds more power over my heart than I ever will.

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

Why would you hide that in the notes

Barbie could save Hyrule and Link could be an astronaut/president/mermaid/lawyer/fairy princess

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???