('i take it from the mouth of an animal')

better not spread that second tweet without the context of the first

I need a weed stoner gf to put her edibles out on me

SHUT

tonight's the first night of chanukah where's that pic of the guy smoking a joint shaped like a menorah

not in America baby! drywall forever!! USA number 1!!!!!!

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

Well bless his heart

Final Destination movies are getting a lot lazier

No hate because I would never expect someone without a biodick to know this but its really funny whenever I read someone's fantasy post about like using cum for lube or like milking someone for a really long time and it's clear they have never seen or smelled cum past like, an hour

My sexy torturer goes to unhook me from the sci-fi nonstop milking machine I've been trapped in for the last 24 hours but immediately passes out from the worst rotting smell ever produced in history hitting their nose upon opening the 5 gallon cum receptacle filled with a now browning sludge

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............