('i take it from the mouth of an animal')

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

on one hand july 4 celebrates imperialism but it also gives soldiers PTSD attacks so its impossible to say whether its good or bad

please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno

hey man looks like you’re enjoying your high. off topic but have you thought about hell lately and what it would be like to be there forever and ever and ever and

probably feels good as fuck to be a 1960s house wife blissfully dissasociating on barbiturates and speed and your husband comes home and starts screaming at you for no reason and in the state of fugue you calmly grab the hot pan of oil off the stove

i adore the term "puppy love" i think i will love like a puppy all my life

do u think there was a habsburg who got like instantaneously painfully diamond-hard bricked up at the idea of fucking someone they weren't related to. mind boggling toe curling reverse-incest kink.

dont you hateee when you have to wash your battle jacket to get rid of the smell of weed. i fantasize about calling the cops on you btw and only dont do so because my queer housemates would judge me if i did. i just want to make sure you know that, that i think you should consider yourself lucky that i dont enforce the posthumous will of Ronald Reagan and call a terror force on you for recreational drug use simply because i dislike the smell. i just want to make sure you know how much i really really want to do that. but remember anyone can be punk youre all so hecking valid!

It's a truth universally aknowledged that a man left unsupervised, without a task assigned to him, will eventually get his dick stuck somewhere it was never meant to go.